Friday, July 4, 2008

Top Things To Think About Today

Steven Wright is one of my favorite comedians (and pardon this is not travel related, but every now and then we all need a break from travel). Here are some things to think about today from Steven:

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

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Anonymous said...

LOL! this made our day, really! thanks for sharing this. have a blessed sunday :)